IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!

W/ JENNIFER HOLLAND ! WILL PEWITT ! ERIKA JO BROWN ! JOELLEN CRAFT !

Joellen Craft

You will open, you will flap loose

You’re made to keep dirt out,
keep clean the queen pillowtop
hurtling toward our room,
but you fail. Maybe you split

Erika Jo Brown

Glass Tongue

In my apartment, which is nice, you should stop by sometime, I’ve collected women with golden tongues. That bit of drool is borosilicate.

Will Pewitt

Your Best Possible Move

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Stephen could take Cynthia’s Knight with his Rook. Cynthia will probably counter by taking his Knight. This will leave her King exposed and Stephen will have her in checkmate with his two Bishops and a Pawn.

Jennifer Holland

So Long As You Had Fun

Of course I’d seen the advertisements, everyone has. Usually they don’t come on until after midnight when all the family programs have ended. Shaky and poorly lit documentary-style footage of girls—